Brandonism of the Week

It was another moment of trying to keep a straight face while a seven year old boy educates the adults as to the naming conventions of the male anatomy.

While in the process of trying to get Brandon ready for his shower, he thought it would be an educational opportunity to tell his mother as to why the male genitalia is referred to as 'nuts' and why it is an accurate assessment.  It caught me a little off guard as I had not anticipated this to be a topic of conversation, but he proceeded to tell me his rationale:

Since the tip of a boy's 'tail' looks like an acorn, which is a type of nut, seeing that his anatomy mimics the styling of an acorn, it makes perfect sense that tails = nuts.  Logical sense, eh?

Well, I had to share the story and asked that Brandon educate his dad, so Kevin was duly informed of the same logic.  Kevin had a challenge keeping a straight face, but Brandon was genuinely sincere with his analogy.

What a squirrel of a boy, eh?

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